The Radio Man (Movie)

The Radio Man is a film musical developed for the Google in 1997. This movie has had no bearing on the ASCU but has gained a cult-like following, rituals are performed near daily to appease it.

Plot
The story focuses on a man named Craig Schwartz as he enters a hotdog eating contest called "The Dog Clog" in order to pay an unknown Cobbler for fixing his shoes. Before the competition sitting under a tree in Chris Reagan-Citi he is enlightened and unlocks the secrets of the mouth.

He uses his newfound power to enter The Dog Clog under the alias "Andromeda Sandbag" and take down many hot dog eating threats such as Cartelius Prime, a multitude of rubber ducks, and the legendary Radio Man.

Defeating Cartelius in the first round proves to be trivial for Andromeda as he japes him with a variety of destructive hotdog flavorings purchased from one of the many stores in the mall district. Cartelius soon befriends Andromeda and spectates his matches.

When he reaches The Radio Man in the final battle he overhears that he is a member of The Go Go's, a name he doesn't recognize. The Radio Man accepts a challenge to 2 vs 1 Andromeda and Cartelius and the battle begins in his favor. Japes do not work on The Radio Man as he consistently Japes the duo, but with the use of 5 pounds of lard, 3 CRT-Televisions, a copy of the second season of the Fresh Prince, and a gun they somehow manage to eat more hotdogs than The Radio Man. Retiring from the Go Go's The Radio Man decides to travel to That One District and live out his days trying to learn the secrets of the mouth.

Trivia

 * This is the lowest rated ASCU film as it has almost no connection to the rest and lacks their refined sense of humor.
 * Many find this film's sense of humor a nice break from the ASCU and love it accordingly.