Teddy Cruizer

Teddy Cruizer the king of the Buscemi and creator of the Buscemi Bomb. His goal is have the fleshy meteor consume earth for unknown reasons. Teddy kills Pallum Blartus in the final act of The Cobbling: Shoes Of God (Movie) but is killed by Pallum's son soon after.

Personality
Teddy is a man full of swagger and big dick energy. Each action taken by this absolute being show off his charisma and confidence. For unknown reasons he worships the fleshy meteor and hates the humans. In his final moments he loses his cool demeanor and panics leading to his death by Paul.