The Cobbler (Movie)

The Cobbler is a fantasy/drama movie, released in 1994 for the adobe colecovision. As the first movie in the ASCU, many themes, motifs, and gravy stains originate from this motion picture.

Plot
The film follows protagonist Abram "Addy" Adam Sandler as he is tasked by his dying father to take up their shoe repair business. Unannounced to Adam, his dying father's spirit flew into his nose to pierce Adam's brain, unlocking a human's hidden potential and allowing him to transform his cells into that of whatever's shoes he is currently wearing.

Using this newfound power, he hunts down and steals the credit card information of his father's murderer, Go, "Diego Brando", Go, localized as, "Cracklin' port-rind Brody".

Throughout his journey he ends up unwilling joining a cult, starting a chain of coffeehouses. Abram also forms a bond with Pallum Blartus, who was at the time, the mall cop of Mall #14 of Chris Reagan-Citi's mall District. While training to defeat Go Go, Abram joins Pallum for a night of patrolling. That very night there were reports of Go Go hiding from the police within mall #14. A crash is heard so Pallum and Abram go to investigate. With Pallum's insane segway speed, he catches up to the intruder and tries to arrest him. However, the mysterious intruder turns out to be none other than the elusive country singer and mastermind, "Quinoa Jones". Jones easily outwits the duo by tricking the two to do riddle Sudoku. Jones starts to walk away but doesn't get far, as Go Go shows up, ready to fight.

Jones explains that his plan to break into the mall and confront Go Go worked, and that they would duel to the death. Abram announces to Jones that he wants Go Go to have a painfully horrible death so they begin fighting together.

The battle lasts 30 minutes, involves the destruction of at least 3 stores, and included multiple power struggles, devious tricks, and japes brought about by Abram's collection of footwear and Jones's creativity. They eventually caught Go Go in a trap, involving no less than 40 CRT Televisions, and a bucket of lard. Sandler makes sure to torture Go Go in the middle of the mall for hours until he bleeds to death at 3:50 in the morning.

After the whole event and understanding Jones's intentions, Pallum pardon's Quinoa Jones, and all three make a pact together. As the newly formed Beastly Brothers, they make a vow to, "Never let a brother run dry".

Trivia

 * This film is banned in Jamaica because of the famous scene of the man in a banana costume attacking an old Jamaican woman for spilling his can of beans.