The Cobbler & The Cobbling: Shoes of God (Video Game)

The Cobbler & The Cobbling: Shoes of God 2 Games 1 Cartridge was released December 25, 1996. for the Nintendo Game Boy.

Box Description
Due to the elusive nature of this game, to date no boxes can be safely located without endangering the life of one of our operatives. However, there is information on the contents of the box description.

"Follow Abram 'Addy' Adam Sandler on his Wacky and Zany quest to Defeat the menacing Go Go. Use Wacky items like a Multitude of rubber ducks, a CRT Television, and a GUN to puzzle your way to victory, all the while avoiding the devilish traps set by Go Go.""After getting revenge for his father's stolen credit card, Adam sets out on another mission to collect the Shoes of God and defeat the dastardly Teddy Cruizer, Overlord of the Buscemi. Stomp Buscemi carcasses into the ground as your favorite Beastly Brother and bring an end to the looming threat of the Flesh Meteor."

Game-play
No footage or screenshots can be compiled as of now, but from a currently unnamed source the description of these games can be documented.

The Cobbler
The Cobbler is a 3D vector "Boom Em' Up" following a 2nd person perspective of Abram Sandler as he traverses three unique worlds while collecting rubber ducks, beans, and "Freedom Tokens". Much of the game takes place as turn based combat within Abram's Mind as he thinks up inventive ways to proceed. Players are tasked with calculating differential equations while answering rhetorical questions to distract Abram from the eventual death of the universe.

Chris Reagan-Citi is the first location wherein beans, tall-men and Glorps are prevalent.

The Cult grounds are the second location where cultists scream incomprehensible phrases to disorient Abram and cause him to bleed bean-water from his eyes. This location also includes a surprise boss fight with Quoina Jones.

The Mall District is the third and final location where Go Go is finally reached and where the player is tasked with a playing quick-time events to simulate the death of Go Go over the course of twelve minutes.

Of the collectibles available, rubber ducks are used purely for scoring, each duck counts 50 points twords the score and every 100 the player collects, Abram grows a new brain cell which will let Abram live past death. Beans are the game's currency, being used to purchase upgrades like a gun, a pair of tweezers, or a stylish hat. "Freedom Tokens" are a secret currency, spent in Pallum Blartus' store to purchase cosmetic items and cheats. These include unlockables such as "Marry the Dog", "Burg", and the classic, "Uncle Hot Dog".

The Cobbling: Shoes of God
Not much is known about this form of the game except that it functioned as a Multidimensional Tactical Disaster Relief Simulation featuring aspects of RPG Dating simulator games.